Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

radagaast:

"women shouldn’t have to wear makeup!"

YEAH

"you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! "

YEAH

"women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc."

NOOOOOOOOOOO

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww)

feat:

that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it 

(Source: feat)